detritus from the internet: Archive

6 tags

“I don’t care if you’re gay, non-neurotypical, asexual, or secretly a green...”

– piratepurple (via storyinmypocket) Reblogging my girlfriend quoting my LJ, part humblebrag, part sheer laziness.

Mar 1st

4 notes

Wincesters, you've been outed and judged by...

obstinatrix: cautionzombies: thisismestandingup: thatgirljazz: I officially deem myself an honorary Wincester as I’d like to be judged for something that is practically canon. Thanks, EW! :D I am unashamed. BITE ME EW.

Feb 29th

239 notes

Feb 29th

56 notes

Feb 29th

3,881 notes

Feb 29th

214 notes

Feb 29th

441 notes

Feb 29th

1,753 notes

Feb 29th

82,910 notes

Feb 28th

15 notes

Feb 28th

33 notes

Feb 28th

10 notes

Feb 28th

2 notes

Feb 28th

3 notes

“The four words that will define this century: The Earth is full.”

– @paulgilding at TED (via kateoplis) And yet, there are idiots running for president of the US who would like to make Birth control less available. =/

Feb 28th

1,391 notes

2 tags

Feb 28th

8 notes

Feb 28th

4 notes

Feb 28th

3 notes

1 tag

Short story: ILU-486 →

snowdarkred: In the not-so-distant future of Virginia, the Personhood Act has outlawed abortion and chemical birth control. That doesn’t mean they don’t exist, though.

Feb 28th

129 notes

Feb 28th

3,405 notes

Feb 28th

1,334 notes

Read this

Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because.  Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN.  You can buy condoms by the dozens.  Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure."  Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours.  Here, try these.  They have ribs on them.  And this one glows in the dark!!  LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!  
Government: But seriously, you're a man.  You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

Feb 28th

53,103 notes

“The internet’s not broken. So then why are there so many attempts to regulate...”

– Jeff Jarvis (via wilwheaton)

Feb 28th

791 notes

“President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a...”

– Republican presidential candidate RICK SANTORUM, on Sunday’s Meet The Press. No seriously. This guy is a fucking dick. (via the Los Angeles Times) The thing is, Santorum actually believes this. But in his defense, I can understand his self interest in ensuring fewer people go to college and...

Feb 28th

1,478 notes